Tuna Sandwich for realz, right?

This proves how truly Me Generation I am - I'm sick today, and instead of doing what I usually do - read, watch movies, cry - I've been messing about with my silly blog. Re-arranging page elements. Messing with fonts. Everything in life goes through this sort of online filter for me now. Oo - this could be potential status update or twitter tweet (now that sounds ridiculous). I'm like Mr. Collins - trying to prepare my clever 140 words to impress the world! Sick.

TWEETS I THOUGHT UP IN THE LAST THIRTY EIGHT SECONDS

All I want for christmas is the Beatles on itunes. What is the deal?

I'm dreaming of a white X-Mas. Specifically, apple macbook white. Won't happen, but I can dream, right?

Hack. Cough. Sneeze. Mberry krismbas.

Starting to despise kyxy 96.5. Bah humbug indeed.

Isn't that sad? What is wrong with me? - Wait, that could be a tweet right there KELSEY STOP IT NOW.