But, here are the nominees.
1. Anthony Michael Hall, circa 1985
Problems: He was probably shorter than me, definitely thinner, and I'm growing out of pathetic boys. Thank heaven.
3. Adrien Brody
Problems: He sounds like he's a method actor, which would be too weird. What if he played a psycho murderer? He might strangle or stab me. And I think he might be too short.
4. Ian McShane in Sky West and Crooked.
Problems: Now he's, like, old. And - this is a side question - why does he look so short now? He seems about five foot in Pirates of the Caribbean, but normal-tall in this movie. Did the man shrink? Or did they just load him down with so much stuff - beads and hats and coats and things - in that last Pirates movie that it makes him look shorter than he really is? I mean, he's gained a bit of weight (who hasn't? That's what I say), but how could it change the way you look on screen that much?
I've got a few more I could add, but it already feels like I'm stretching it here. There's still a good many months till my 22nd birthday, but I'm getting worried. What will I do if I don't have a defining 21-year-old crush to look back on when I'm old and drooling?
Sudden thought! Maybe I am becoming a mature, sensible, non-silly person and outgrowing film crushes! What a strange idea. It is going to take me some time to get used to this, I can tell you.