I have a question - why is Reader's Digest called Reader's Digest? Because when books are abridged they are easier to digest? I cannot explain it.
Personally, I hate abridged books. If you're going to read the darn thing, read the whole darn thing, what?
And then you say, "Yes, you are right. I bow to your wisdom."
And then I say, "Thank you." And then I say, "Come on, Barbie. Let's ride in your new Ferrari and go shopping."
P.S. If you have never played Barbies with a four year old, the above conversation will not make a shred of sense to you.
P.P.S. Clarification: four year old girl. Playing Barbies with a four year old boy is a very different thing. It sounds more like, "And then her car goes KABOOOOOOOM! And she EXPLODES! WA HA HA! Bye bye, Barbie! Now let's play legos."
P.S. If you have never played Barbies with a four year old, the above conversation will not make a shred of sense to you.
P.P.S. Clarification: four year old girl. Playing Barbies with a four year old boy is a very different thing. It sounds more like, "And then her car goes KABOOOOOOOM! And she EXPLODES! WA HA HA! Bye bye, Barbie! Now let's play legos."
Ah, an oldie but a goodie!
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