Okay, so my family went and saw the new Star Trek movie the other day. And it was great in the way all J.J. Abrams movies are - I walked out going, "I didn't actually notice if that movie had any substance because it was a MOVIE!" You know what I mean? Super 8 was the same way. I get overwhelmed by the movie-ness of it all.
But! Because my dad is, apparently, a big nerd, we immediately went home and watched The Wrath of Kahn. (Which incidentally was like watching paint dry after the BANG EXPLOSION BIG SHIP WOW! of Star Trek: Into Darkness.) And then after that we had to watch the first Star Trek episode where Khan was introduced. And it was...
Well, you know, cheesy as heck - but also AMAZING and MAGICAL. LOOK AT THAT COLOR!!!! Every color palette I do for a good while is going to be based on this. I'm dead serious. I hope I can figure out a way to replicate that Technicolor gloriousness. Thank you thank you thank you dad.
I do have some questions though.
Why do the shields of the ship never seem to do much? And why do they always fail? Someone's always yelling, "Shields at 14 percent, captain!" WHY on ships that big do things like the engine room or the bridge seem so ludicrously vulnerable?? The first hit from enemy guns always takes out like half of the incidental people in the bridge. And guys who work in the engine room must have a life expectancy of like 25 years. And WHY are things like life support for the bridge so easy for the bad guys to hit with their guns? What is taking up all this extra space in these ships? Mini golf ranges for when they get bored? Or, like, tons of red shirted engine workers all in suspended animation to be awoken when they need to be replenished? I don't understand.
But, in closing - a story.
Once my uncle Craig was chatting with a mexican compadre about Star Trek, and he said to the guy, "Have you noticed something about Star Trek, man? There are no Mexicans. YOUR RACE IS DOOMED!!!"